Thursday, March 26, 2009

A list of hate

William: I feel I have to say, I don't hate people, I just find certain things they do obnoxious now and then. The following are a few examples:
1. People who talk to movies and expect a response, like the characters are going to carefully consider what you said and then act accordingly. No, the cute bunny about to get eaten by the coyote cannot hear you, but the rest of the people around you certainly can. Please, not everyone has to hear you comment on every single thing that happens in a movie. Completely unnecessary.
2. People who like to employ awkward use of physical contact. I don't like physical contact with people I hardly know.
3. People who obnoxiously overuse nicknames. Its my name and I like it; please use it.
4. You end every single sentence with a question mark and an upward inflection. I was at the mall? With some friends? And I saw this guy? At the counter?...ect...ect.

Kaitlyn: Upon closer examination of my inner self, I have found, also, that I hate some people but most people I just hate the things they do. But there are still those I hate with a passion. Here are some things I hate:
1. I hate when I people are talking to me on the phone and not devoting their attention to me. It may sound selfish, but it is one of my biggest pet peeves when someone calls me and then proceeds to not talk to me.
2. I hate people who think they are my friend but they're not. Not just friends, but like OMG BFF'S! It's annoying.
3. I hate people who sit in front of you on airplanes and put their seat down. Can I rant about this for a little? Ok. So I was on an airplane with a full ten hour flight ahead of me. A couple sits down with their one year old in front of me. The baby is sitting in front of me. The parents proceed to PUT THE BABY'S SEAT COMPLETELY DOWN. I honestly wanted to kill someone. Really? A baby needs leg room? It's an effing BABY. It made me seriously want to strangle the nearest passenger. After an hour, I couldn't take it. I couldn't feel my legs. So I politely said to the mother "Um, if there's no one sitting in that seat, would you mind putting the seat up?" She looked at her husband and was like "Uhhh... sure..." I don't care if it was rude. I don't care if it was inconsiderate. It's a baby. Sorry, I just had to get that off my chest.

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