Coffee

William: I love coffee, absolutely no problem with it. But when you go to a coffee shop and the only thing on the menu is a ten word long phrase that never uses the word coffee, I must say I feel a little annoyed. Sometimes, I would just like a plain cup of coffee, maybe with sugar or cream, at most a mocha. But I do not want to order a "venti-mocha-latte-frappucino-with whipped topping-a dash of mint- a shot of pumpkin flavoring-super gut-buster size please". There is nothing more humiliating then having to order something that sounds like a complex chemistry problem.

Kaitlyn: William, that happens to be one of my favorite drinks. But you forgot the extra unicorn shavings i usually order. All kidding aside, I completely agree. And then when you say, "Yeah, I'd like a small hot chocolate please," they're always like "oh, you mean a inverse-venti piping dulce with cacao." NO. I meant a small hot chocolate. And then they press about seventy buttons on the register and all this random stuff is showing on the screen to you and you scream "NO!! I don't want dead babies on the side! Where'd that come from?" but the barista's going at a mile a minute and then, after all of that, she charges you five dollars for something you could make at home.